I Watch The World Cup

NO I Dun Watch The World Cup!

Bcos..
1) STAR.HUB BLOCKED THE MALAYSIAN CHANNEL!
2) STAR.HUB REQUIRES PPL TO PAY $15 FOR THE EXTRA CHANNELS!
3) My broadband is TOO SLOW for TV.antz.
4) I dun bet.
5) Football is not in my blood.

Well, for (5), pretty boys R in my blood.

Hehehehe.

Top 10 Boys to Watch of World Cup

1)Michael Owen


Yes Yes. I'm BIASED. Even thou he's out of form. Even thou he's not scoring. Even thou he's overshadowed by Crouch (literally) and Roodney. Even thou he's not fully recovered yet.

And now he got himself ANOTHER injury!

Out for 5 mths. CONFIRMED!

ARGH!


Injured 1 min into the match btwn England & Sweden.

Balek Balek!

Top 10 Boys to Watch of World Cup (Baleked)

1) Saviola Javier - Argentina 7 F (Right)


He's too lethal. If not, how can 1 photo bring him up to the top of my chart? I dun even noe who he is! SO cute~

2) Joe Cole - England 11 M


Hmm. He looks like Robbie Williams? Or Joey from Friends? Anyway, PRETTY BOY~ N he's got the skills to boot! For scoring 1 goal and assisting the other in ENG - SWE match


Pretty boy~

3) Miroslav Klose - Germany 11 F


Having the most goals (4 currently) and pretty good looks, Germany is a hot contender for this yr's World Cup.

4) Hidetoshi Nakata - Japan 7 M


POSTER BOY~~ But Japan is going out of the competition soon. Too soon.

5) Arne Friedrich - Germany 3 D


He looks like Overmars.

6) Junichi Inamoto - Japan 17 M


Such chubby cheeks!

7) Bernd Schneider - Germany 19 M


The 3rd German. Footballers look quite good when they groom up.

8) Steven Gerrard - England 4 M


Steady skills, not trying to be flashy, and down-to-earth lad like Owen.

9) Yoshikatsu Kawaguchi - Japan 23 GK


Thou not the number 1 man of Japan, he's marvellous goalkeeping skills at rejecting a penalty earns him a spot. N another female fan.

10) Pavel Nedved - Czech Republic 11 M


'nuff said. His locks looks good flying ard.

Some funny names from WC.

1) Paulo Wanchope (Costa Rica)
For the whole of Germany vs Costa Rica game (apparently that's the only game I watched from start till end), the commentary was going,"Wanchope.. Wanchope.. Wanchope.." Pork Chop, Lamb Chop, Chicken Chop, Chop Chop Chop!

2) Sabrosa Simao (Portugal)
40 cents?? 4 fur?? 4 hats?? 4 cats??

3) Frank Lampard (England)
The last name sounds very vulgar. But watch for him to start striking goals

4) Peter Crouch (England)
His name and his height, dun they complement each other? PETER!! CROUCH! *ball sails over his head for Owen in the open* MWAHHAHHAHA


Sometimes u wonder wat a giraffe is doing in front of goal.


26 cm difference. Crouch at 198, Owen at 172.

& I hate Rodney. JINX!!



*ok if anyone noticed, Sweden & England had the SAME jersey design from Umbro.

All photos from Soccernet.com AP Photo & AFP/Getty Images.